Excerpt Tour: Underestimate Me, That'll Be Fun

 

BLURB:

This book is a collection of rants, opinions, and observations on random subjects that I scribbled

while running away from and toward my true self.

I hope my words can show others that there is life after years of breaking rocks on society's

conformity chain gang and that real empowerment is being yourself and not what others tell you

that you should be. You cannot sit and read the book of your life as it unfolds. You must write

the next page yourself. That is the way to growth and to peace and yes, you can be homesick

for places you have never been.

Book description by my Inner voice: This is a chunk of at times incoherent ramblings on life and

people one meets as they wander aimlessly on the internet and through the so-called real

world... a shambolic, circumlocutious clustershtuck of a sometimes crap-infused, possibly drug-fuelled word salad. 

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EXCERPT:

Mess is a matter of perspective

They say the inside of your purse and your home are the reflection of your mind and how you

live your life. Let’s not discuss the inside of my purse. I need everything in it… or I will

eventually. I’m just happy when it passes airport security.

I love having everything in its place, but I certainly don’t fret none about a sweater thrown over a

chair or stacks of books piling up beside my bed. My house is uncluttered and very clean, but I

do have one clothes closet I am afraid to get to the back of in case a body turns up in there. I

guess I’ll wait until the cast of Hoarders shows up. That might motivate me. I am in the processof throwing things out and giving things away and it feels good to lighten up a little. I will get to

the purse(s) eventually.

Inner Voice: Do you need that 2016 Steven Tyler concert ticket stub or those eight hair ties?

And how old is that chocolate raisin protein bar? Did it have raisins in it when you first put it in

your purse and why are they moving? Ewwwww!

Furiosa: HEY! It’s blasphemy to throw out a Steven Fuckin’ Tyler anything!

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AUTHOR :

Furiosa has been expressing her thoughts and ideas on paper, walls, and sidewalks since she

could hold a crayon. Though she only recently published her first book, Underestimate Me.

That’ll be Fun! She identifies as a bestselling author. She wants you to know that being yourself

is your superpower. Furiosa loves autobiographies, classic old movies, all genres of music,

chasing stars, and visiting far-flung places via roads less travelled.

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